Monday, June 30, 2008

Greatest Prank Of All Time

This is possibly the best prank of all time. The guys at college humor have been pranking each other, apparently one dude spliced a sex tape into the other guys Itunes music so the little guy got back at his buddy by pulling off a great fake marriage proposal at Yankee Stadium.

This is the sex tape video:



This is the fake marriage proposal at Yankee stadium:

Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Following Takes Place Between 7PM and 8PM

I love the television show 24 . I think 24 is the best show on television and Jack Bauer is the best character on Television . 24 is the adventures of CTU(Counter Terrorist Unit) agent Jack Bauer as he fights threats on American soil , usually shown in real time meaning each minute of airtime is an actual minute on the show. one hour per episode of 24 episodes making up a full day. The show is fast paced, lots of stunts and great visual effects. There has been 7 seasons and another season starting in 2009.

The premise of 24 is that there's a threat to the United States. somehow Jack Bauer gets involved in the adventure and takes care of problems by any means necessary . Usually at the expense of Jacks friends family and coworkers.Man characters are added and dropped frequently. The show is highly addictive and a great thrill ride .

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Speaking of Horror Hosts

Yeah I'm a fan of the Ghoul . I have Ghoul T-shirts . Ghoul DVDs , Ghoul videotapes Ghoul Cd's and A bright green Ghoul Bumper sticker on the back of my Explorer . I even joined a Ghoul fan based message board at Ghoul fan.com where we discuss everything that the Ghoul is up to. I'm on Ghoul fan.com so much that I was made a moderator. One day the moderator for Big Chuck and Lil John.com , A Fan message board website very much like Ghoul fan.com asks us for help dealing with a Jerk causing trouble at his place. I offer advice and also join Big chuck and Lil john.com and become a main contributor there. one of the benefits of BC&LJ.com is all the people I've met BDM. His wife Candle burner BDM and a slew of others.

BDM,
Is a cool guy very creative and a great sense of humor. He makes these great videos and his whole family gets involved with the process . When we first started chatting he sent me a lot of BC&LJ DVDs so I could enjoy what he does. I was very grateful for those. BDM recently appeared on a public access Christian talk show and turned the whole interview into a fun Chaotic mess,BRAVO. BDM is a very supportive great guy and I'm glad to call him a friend. BDM and his kids are lucky to Have Candle burner around who as Wife and Mother must bring some well needed order to their Home.

Von Zip,
Another friend I met through BC&LJ , Von Zip is a New York state Horror Hosts who has the style of The Ghoul/Goulardi and a love of Crappy B movies. Another great guy who shares his love of Horror hosts with others . Kind of like that one groovy uncle everyone has. STAY SICK MY FRIENDS






Wednesday, June 25, 2008

TriffidMania

Wolfman Macs Nightmare Sinema is usually on Saturday nights at midnight and I tape it so I can watch it the next day. A while ago he showed the movie Night of the Triffids which is a pretty bad B-movie about killer plants taking over the world after a massive meteor shower blinds everyone on Earth except for a few people. Wolfman Mac did a few skits with these muppet looking Triffids and it was a fun show to watch. After watching Nightmare Sinema I remember seeing the 1981 remake of Night of the triffids in a BBC Network DVD catalog, which I've watched online and I've seen a few well done Triffid videos on YOUTUBE. Think of a Triffid as a cross between a Venus Flytrap and a Easter Lilly . Pulitzer Prize winner Junot Diaz appeared on The Colbert Report recently and compared Dominican cane fields to Triffids because they crack in the wind . There's even the original Day of the Triffids novel by John Wyndham and the sequel night of the Triffids by Simon Clark.The movie 28 days later was even inspired by Day of the Triffids So Wolfman Mac I think you started something.

I've always liked Horror movie Hosts. Sir Graves Ghastly with his Laugh, The Ghoul Blowing things up with his M-80's, Sven Goolie with his Parody songs and Big Chuck & lil John with their certain ethnic humor . The first time I used a computer I looked up things from my childhood and spent a lot of time researching The Ghoul . When I first met the Ghoul 5 years ago at the Motor City Comic Con I introduced myself shook his hand we talked and he signed an autograph for me . This year I Saw the Ghoul again chatted and had a great time,AND ,I also met Wolfman Mac who has his own horror hosted show . Mac was super friendly when we talked and that really made me a Wolfman Mac fan .Another Horrorhost, Creepy Clyde is also pretty cool. When I first met The Ghoul I also met Creepy Clyde. I remember telling Creepy Clyde that I worked for Farmer Jack and Clyde sang me the Farmer Jack Jingle.A fine bunch of guys and I hope Nightmare Sinema is on for a long time .




Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Athiest and The Bear

The atheist and the Bear.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Friday, June 13, 2008

Thunderstorms A Go Go

This morning, a little after 6am Brighton got hit by a huge thunderstorm. The thunder was pretty loud and I didn't think much about it until I got out of bed a few hours later. Street lights were out and a lot of businesses and homes were out of power and one home got hit with a tree. I don't think anyone was hurt I saw a lot of DTE energy trucks fixing power lines and a few Phone and cable companies out too. This was the second time in a week Brighton was hit with a Thunderstorm . One went through Sunday that caused people to lose power and did a little damage. Another batch of Thunderstorms are expected tonight.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

A few things

Tuesday nights I really enjoy watching the TV show Bizzare Fods hosted by Andrew Zimmern. The premise of Bizzare Foods is that Andrew Zimmern Travels around the world and tries unusual cuisine, Bulls Penis, grasshoppers , Squid , Scorpions and the dreaded Durian A spikey fruit as big as a Watermelon but once opened and eaten The texture of Custard and the Smell of rotten onions. BUT. Andrew makes everything look good to eat with the way he explains how everything tastes , 10pm Tuesday Travel Channel.

I'm still not certain who I want to vote for President this year . BUT. I have a feeling that Obama is going to win. Earlier this year I took one of those online quizes that would tell you who you should vote for on the basis of how you answered the questions and it said I should vote for McCain. In my opinion things are pretty screwed up now and thats why Obama's going to win , Unemployment is high Gas prices suck . Everyone seems to be in debt , the war in Iraq and things just aren't getting better. I'll have to watch the Presidential debates this year.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

STANLEY CUP

Congratulations to the Detroit Red Wings for winning the 2008 Stanley Cup . Great Series of games with Pittsburgh that was one heck of a team to beat . Its a great feeling with having a winning team in Detroit, Now to work on the pistons , Lions and tigers. It is also great to have something positive to come out of Detroit rather then the Bad News its Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick seems to Generate. Good going Red Wings.