Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.

Happy Birthday To Me

Today's my Birthday and its HOT outside. This morning I went to the mall ,looked around ate lunch then went home and took a nap. Gee I'm getting old

Good Bye 38

Today is the last day of my 38th here on Earth. It's been a pretty memorable year, Not a favorite but memorable. I got a new job, My nephew was born I made some new friends and Made a few other discoveries. More on that later.

So I say to 38 goodbye you did me good . I just hope 39's a little nicer

40 year anniversary

Sunday June 6th my parents celebrated their 40Th wedding anniversary . The day started off at 11am mass where during the end of services the priest blessed my parents , with me and my sister at their side and then after mass Mom and Dad renewed their wedding vows with family and friends around them which was very nice.

After mass we all had a very nice luncheon where everyone made speeches laughed ate and drank and it was wonderful. I enjoyed seeing my family and friends of the family honoring my parents and I actually saw how everyone was impacted by them . No matter how long they knew Mom and dad .

Funny

Diamond ID 4

I have always liked the fourth of July . Picnics in the park, Parades on main street, spending time with your family .Don't forget the fireworks and maybe a bonfire at night. One of my favorite July 4th is when I spent the day on the lake on my aunts boat in Northern Michigan. I have even gone to the movies on July 4th. Remember the space alien movie Independence day?

Unfortunately I have to work today but I'll make the most of it . I'll watch the Nathans Hot dog eating contest in New York before I go. Maybe Kobayashi can regain his championship .

One crazy July 4th tradition I do have is tonight when the day is done . I watch a Christmas movie. I usually watch A Christmas Story But, Last year I watched The Santa Clause 2 maybe tonight I'll watch The SantaClause 3. I told ya a crazy Tradition.

Recently I've been listening to a lot of David Bowie and Neil Diamond . This either tells me that I really appreciate classic rock or that I'm out of touch with today's music. They will be supplying my soundtrack today. Anyway Happy July 4 everyone..

Star Trek YesterYear

How Diffrent would StarTrek have been if Mr.Spock died as a child and Thelin the Andorian took his place?

July

It's finally July. Summer is in full swing and everyone is enjoying the weather. I have a lot going on in July My Birthday, My parents anniversary and I'll have been at my new job for a whole year. I have a lot to do today but I just don't feel like it. Maybe later I'll scape some money together and treat myself to something .

Happy Summer everyone